Thoughts on.....Nipples

I like nipples, and I don't care who knows it!! 


Yeah, it's true, I can't deny it. I think it has something to do with all the hours I spend...........being a male. Face it ladies, we're kinda wired that way. Can't help it, same as liking the Three Stooges. I have to say, I prefer nipples to the Stooges, and not just because nipples come in colors, while the Stooges are black and white. Which brings us to the subject of this Thought, the color of nipples. I have set up a poll to the right, absolutely anonymous, asking if you have Pinks or Brownies. You aren't sure???  Okay, I am willing to help, simply send me a picture of yours, and I will determine for you the correct answer.  Or, you can go stand in front of your mirror. Pull up your top, then pull up your bra. What, you aren't wearing a bra??? This ain't the '70s, ya damn hippie, put on a bra!!! Once you are wearing a bra, pull it up, I haven't got all day, y'know!  Now, look at your nipples, they should both be the same color. If they are, ask yourself, do they appear to be pink, or do they appear to be brown. If they are not the same color, PLEASE send me a picture. Once you are absolutely sure of your nipples' color, check the appropriate circle. Once that is done, if you feel compelled to, you may apply lotion, oil, ice, it's totally up to you. The Supreme Court has repeatedly ruled a woman's right to have her own nipples in the privacy of her home to be undeniable.

Why am I doing this?   For kicks and giggles mostly. It's not like I can't guess based on the color of your hair, and be correct 90% of the time. Think of it as liberating, as being able to get something off your chest. At least figuratively.




You must be 18 to participate. Unless you think you won't be caught. No, no, you must be 18.

Thank you for your participation.   Don